The Sock Paradox: A Tale of Few
It has been 3.14 years since the socks have vanished. The Socks Inquisition is still searching for answers. We've checked the washing machine, the dryer, and the cat, but to no avail.
Some Possible Theories:
- The Sock Gremlin: A malevolent entity with a taste for solo wool garments.
- The Sock-napping Syndicate: A secret society of thieves who target lone socks for their nefarious purposes.
- The Sock-iverse Theory: A dimension where socks exist in a state of quantum superposition, making them simultaneously exist and not exist.
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