Our team of highly trained sock ninjas specializes in stealthy sock retrieval and strategic footwear deployment. We operate in the shadows, unseen and unheard.
Currently, we have 5 socks on the ground, ready to strike at a moment's notice.
Mission Log: Recent Sock Heists
The Sock Ninja Handbook: A Field Manual
Our socks are equipped with the latest quantum entanglement technology, allowing us to teleport from one sock to another in the blink of an eye.
This allows us to operate with unparalleled agility and stealth.
We're not just ninjas - we're sock-ninjas.
Don't mess with us - or our sock collection.