Warning: Do not enter this website if you have a fear of missing socks. The Sock Drawer of Despair has been breached, and our inventory is in shambles.
As of last count, we have:
- 42 pairs of socks, minus 17 single socks, minus 2 matching ones, minus 1 that's been chewed by the cat.
- 14 argyles, 7 loafers, 23 athletic socks, and 1 pair of fuzzy slippers.
- And a mysterious sock with no known origin or purpose.