SOCK OVERLOAD: MANY, MANY, MANY

We're experiencing a critical sock shortage. Our shelves are overflowing, our drawers are clogged, and our sanity is slipping.

Our sock collection has grown exponentially, and we're starting to lose the plot. We've got:

• 10,000+ pairs of argyles
• 20,000+ pairs of stripes
• 50,000+ pairs of socks with cartoon characters on them
• 100,000+ pairs of socks that are "ประก" just for decoration

Help us find a solution to this crisis! Visit our:

• Sock Reduction Strategy for tips on paring down our collection
• The Sock Paradox: Why We Just Can't Stop Collecting for a philosophical discussion on the nature of our obsession