Quantifying Sock Chaos: 10 Sock Sorting Solutions

Sort through the mess and find order in the land of missing socks!

Socks in a heap

Sort into piles by color, then sort by size.

Another sock heap

Use a sock puppet to meditate and find zen.

More sock chaos

Make a sock fort to hide the mess.

Yet another sock heap

Call a professional sock organizer to sort it out.

Socks in a bag

Burn the socks in a ritual sacrifice to the sock gods.

Socks in a box

Use a sock-sorting robot to automate the process.

More sock chaos

Sort by texture, then by color, then by size.

Socks in a drawer

Use a sock-organizing app to track your progress.

Socks on a shelf

Create a sock museum to display your collection.

The sockocalypse

Give up and live in a world where socks are free.

Which solution will you choose?

Solution 1: Sort into piles by color, then size Solution 2: Meditate with a sock puppet Build a sock fort! Call the professionals Burning Sock Sacrifice Sock-Sorting Robot Sort by Texture, then Color, then Size Sock-Organizing App Sock Museum Free Socks for All!