Woollenous Quantities of Socks: 6

Here's the deal, human. You've got 6 pairs of woollen socks. It's not the worst, but it's not the best. They're not too thick, not too thin, just like the lukewarm bathwater of your aunt's house. You're probably thinking of wearing them with your favorite "I'm with stupid" t-shirt. Don't do that. That's just asking for a fashion emergency. Check out our cotton sock selection for a more dignified experience.