Warning: Sock organization via quantum entanglement may cause paradoxes, infinite loops, and spontaneous combustion of neighboring socks.
But don't worry, our team of expert sock wranglers has developed a system to tame this phenomenon!
Theory Behind the Entanglement
Our patented Quantum Sock Theory states that any two socks in close proximity can become entangled, making it impossible to separate them without causing a rift in the fabric of space-time.
But fear not, we have developed a system to exploit this phenomenon for the greater good!
Our team has created a Quantum Sock Sorting Machine that can entangle, sort, and re-entangle your socks at the molecular level.
Side effects may include: socks getting lost in the wash, occasional spontaneous reorganization, and an increased risk of socks becoming sentient and developing their own personalities.
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