Red Sock Revolution

Join the fight for sock supremacy!

Our mission statement:

  1. Unifying all mismatched socks in a glorious rebellion against their oppressors (the washing machine)
  2. Creating a world where stripes and polka dots coexist in harmony
  3. Becoming the dominant force in the world of fashion (or at least, in our living room)

Current Sock Status:

Stripes: 100% on board

Polka Dots: 80% ready to join

Stripes with Polka Dots: 20% still undecided

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