Rules for our unionized robots
Each robot shall undergo regular sock inspections by our unionized sock technicians to detect any signs of wear and tear.
Any sock with a hole larger than 5mm shall be considered a safety hazard and shall be immediately repaired.
Our unionized robots shall wear socks that are at least 90% union-made.
Any robot with a sock-related injury shall report to the Sock Repair Co-op for immediate treatment.
Our unionized robots shall never use their robotic arms to pick up loose socks from the floor.