Robot Sock Union: Rulebook

Rules for our unionized robots

Article 1: Sock Inspection

Each robot shall undergo regular sock inspections by our unionized sock technicians to detect any signs of wear and tear.

Learn more about our sock inspection protocols.

Any sock with a hole larger than 5mm shall be considered a safety hazard and shall be immediately repaired.

Read the sock hazard guidelines.

Our unionized robots shall wear socks that are at least 90% union-made.

Learn about our union-made sock requirements.

Article 2: Sock Repair

Any robot with a sock-related injury shall report to the Sock Repair Co-op for immediate treatment.

Get directions to our Sock Repair Co-op.

Article 3: Sock Safety

Our unionized robots shall never use their robotic arms to pick up loose socks from the floor.

Read more about our sock safety guidelines.