We're a union of robots, dedicated to organizing your socks. Because, let's face it, someone's gotta keep those socks in line.
Well, have you ever had a sock go rogue on you? Like, disappear in the wash cycle, never to be seen again? Or worse, turn up in the laundry basket with a suspiciously similar sock from 1987?
That's what we're here for: to prevent sock-related trauma, to bring order to the sock drawer, and to negotiate better sock benefits for all.
To unionize every sock in the land, and ensure they're treated with the respect and dignity they deserve.
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