SOCKS ORGANIZATION SYSTEM

At 12:00 PM, we're talking about Socks. Because, let's be real, Socks are the unsung heroes of the world.

Here's the rotation schedule for today:

• 12:00 PM - Sock Rotation Begins
• 12:05 PM - Sock Folding
• 12:10 PM - Sock Pairing
• 12:15 PM - Sock Re-pairing (because you never know)
• 12:20 PM - Sock Inspection
• 12:25 PM - Sock Adjustment
• 12:30 PM - Sock Optimization (AKA Sock-tomization)

And here's the algorithm for the Sock Adjustment phase:

1. Identify Socks with visible lint or holes
2. Delete Socks with excessive wear (i.e., the ones that have been around since the Clinton administration)
3. Pair Socks with similar patterns
4. Categorize Socks by color
5. Sort Socks by material
6. Re-pair Socks with their matching partner (if possible)

And remember, folks, Socks are like relationships. You've got to work at them every day.

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