THE SOCK ROTATION ALGORITHM

The Sock Rotation Algorithm (SRA) is a highly advanced system for maximizing sock wearability. It's 99.9% accurate, but only 3.14% of users understand it.

Sock Rotation Theory

Step 1: Gather all socks in one place.
Step 2: Assign each sock a unique identifier.
Step 3: Rotate socks 3.14 times faster than the user's average heart rate.

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