The Sock Council of the Unmentionable

Secret Sock-Sationalities

• Our Rules of Sock Conduct
• Attend a Sock-ularium Meeting
• Our Manifesto of Sock-ness

As a member, you're expected to adhere to our code of conduct, which includes:

• Wearing matching socks on special occasions
• Not stepping on any lone socks in the wild
• Participating in sock-themed charity events

Join us for a meeting of the Sock Council to learn more about these and other sock-tastic initiatives!