STEP 3: THE SOCK CLIPPING REVOLUTION

By now, you should have a decent pile of sorted socks. But don't get too comfy, friend, because it's time to take it to the next level. Step 3: The Sock Clipping Revoloution is all about categorizing those singles into neat little groups.

SOCK CLIPPING CLASSIFICATIONS

• Fuzzy Ankle Warmers
• Heel-to-Toe Hierarchy
• The Great Sock Sock Drawer

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Beta Testing: Sock Clipping 2.0, the experimental, untested, and probably-buggy version.

SOCK CLIPPING TOOLS OF THE TRADE

• Clippy McSockface
• Sock-o-matic 3000
• The Great Sock Sorter 9000