Privacy Policy of Sock Gremlin Solutions
At Sock Gremlin Solutions, we're committed to protecting your privacy, but let's be real, you're probably just here for the free socks.
Here's what we'll do with your data:
Collecting Your Data
We'll collect your name, email, and address so we can send you personalized sock recommendations. Don't worry, we won't sell it to the Sock Gremlin overlords.
Using Your Data
We'll use your data to send you:
- Personalized sock recommendations based on your favorite color palette.
- Sock-of-the-day emails because, let's face it, who doesn't love a good sock email?
- Surveys about your sock preferences to help us become the ultimate sock overlords.
Sharing Your Data
We'll share your data with:
- Our sock gremlin friends, but only to help them become more efficient at their sock-related tasks.
- Our sock-of-the-month club, because who doesn't love a good sock party?
- Our sock overlords, but only if you're a sock influencer or have a high sock score.
What We Don't Collect (But Should)
What We Don't Collect
We don't collect your:
- Sock preferences (we're still figuring that out).
- Favorite foods (but we'll send you a free pizza coupon if you want to share that info).
- Your thoughts on the meaning of life (but we'll try to make our socks answer that for you).
What We Do Collect
By using Sock Gremlin Solutions, you're agreeing to our Privacy Policy. If you don't like it, don't worry, we'll just send you more sock emails.