We, the Sock Knights, are a secretive organization dedicated to the noble pursuit of organizing socks. Yes, you read that right. Socks. We take the humble sock, often overlooked and underappreciated, and turn it into a symbol of hope, of unity, of the human spirit.
Our mission is not just about folding and matching, though that is a crucial part of it. No, our mission is about creating a world where every person, every creature, and every sentient being can live in comfort and style with a sock on their foot.
Join us, won't you?