Thou shalt never pair a striped sock with a polka-dotted sock, lest thou be cast out of the Order of Sock Knights.
Thou shalt never pair a green sock with a blue sock, for this is an abomination.
If thou dost leave thy socks in the machine for more than 2 cycles, thou shalt incur the wrath of the Sock Knights.
This is a grave offense, punishable by exile from the Sock Knights.
Click here for guidance on approved sock pairings.
Click here to see the hierarchy of the Sock Knights.