It's 12pm and we've reached the peak of Sock Rotation season! Our team of highly trained Sock Engineers has been working tirelessly to ensure your footwear is perfectly aligned with the universe.
Current Sock Rotation Status: 87.5% Complete. Only 2.5 hours to go!
Visit our Sock Rotation Simulator to see the progress in real-time!
Or, for a more in-depth look at our Sock Rotation Algorithm, visit: