You have been assigned to the Sock Sizers Division, where your mission is to sort socks into neat piles by color, size, and fiber content.
Warning: Sock Sizers are known to experience severe anxiety when confronted with mismatched socks. Prolonged exposure may lead to Sock-Induced Trauma.
Proceed to Sock Hierarchy for detailed instructions.
Or, for a more... relaxed experience, navigate to Sock Nap Time.