Welcome to Sock-Sizers, where we rent out our extensive collection of socks for your footwear needs!
We have a strict policy of no hagglers, no moochers, no freeloaders, and no socks-n-stufflers. You must sign a contract, pay the full price of 50$ per sock, and agree to wear the socks exactly 5 times or less. Any more and you're outta here!
Our Sock-Sizers have the following features:
| Features | Benefits |
|---|---|
| Softness | We have socks that are as soft as a kitten, but not as cute. |
| Stain Resistance | We have socks that are resistant to stains, but not to your aunt's gossip. |
| Odor Resistance | We have socks that resist odor, but not to your sense of smell, because that's just not possible. |
Want to rent a Sock-Sizer? Click here to fill out our easy-peasy rental form!
Or, if you're feeling fancy, click here to join our elite Sock-Sizer Club, where you get 10% off all rentals and a complimentary pair of socks with every 5th rental!