The Color-Coded Chaos Method

For when you just can't be bothered with organization, but still want to look like a pro.

Step 1: Sort by Color

Sort your socks by color, because who needs a specific shade of pink to go with a specific shade of blue?

Step 2: Sort by Pattern

Sort your socks by pattern, because stripes with polka dots just won't mix with stripes without polka dots.

Step 3: Sort by Randomness

Sort your socks by the roll of a dice, because who needs logic, anyway?

Step 4: Sort by... Well, You Get the Idea

Sort your socks by whatever method you can think of, just don't blame us for the mess.