sock-sizer FAQ

Q: What is a sock-sizer?

A: It's a device that measures the perfect amount of toe jam in your sock.

Q: What kind of device is it?

A: A mystical box with a dial and a bell that goes "DING!" when you find the sweet spot.

Advanced Sock-Sizer Features

Our Sock-Sizer comes with:

• A built-in toe-ometer that measures the precise amount of toe jam.
• A sock-sensitivity adjustment dial that ensures optimal jam-to-sock ratio.
• A built-in bell that goes "DING!" at the perfect jam level.

Sock-Sizer Maintenance

Don't forget to:

• Oil the dial once a week for optimal performance.
• Calibrate the toe-ometer every 50 uses for accuracy.
• Replace the bell every 100 uses for that satisfying "DING!"

Sock-Sizer Manual

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