Where do you think it ends? Do socks ever actually get sorted? Or is it just an infinite loop of categorizing and sub-categorizing?
But wait, what about sorting by color? Maybe that's just the answer we've been waiting for.
Or maybe it's the patterns that hold the key?
No, no, no, it's gotta be the material! That's the one thing that'll finally put an end to this sorting mess.
But what about the ones that don't fit into any category?
Maybe it's time to create a whole new category just for them?