The Sock-Tying Committee

Officially Unofficial Sock-Tying Guidelines prophets

As a member of the Sock-Tying Committee, it's your duty to uphold the highest standards of sock-tieing.

1. Always use a matching top and bottom.
2. Never tie a knot with an odd number of socks.
3. Use a minimum of 3 knots per tie.

Remember, the key to a good sock-tying is to never, ever, under any circumstances, use a single knot.

For more information on advanced sock- minimalist techniques, see Advanced Sock-Tying.