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Alphabetic Sock Sorting Co.

Welcome to the most tedious, yet somehow strangely satisfying way to sort socks. Our patented Alphabetic Method uses the ancient art of alphabetization to ensure every pair is perfectly paired.

Our Alphabetic Method:

  1. Sort by color
  2. Sort by pattern
  3. Sort by material (wool, cotton, etc.)
  4. Sort alphabetically by sock brand name (e.g., 'A' for 'Argyle')
  5. Finally, sort by how much you want to wear it