SOCKS BY TYPE

Sorting Socks by Type: An Exercise in Futility

Welcome to the world's most useless sock organization system.

• Trendy Socks: Because Who Needs Functionality?
• Nerd Socks: For the Fashionably Challenged
• Socks for Foodies: Because Your Feet Are Tired of Walking
• Socks for Techies: Because Your Code is Your Love Life
• Socks for Fashionistas: Because You Need to Match Your Socks with Your Manicure
• Socks for Athiestas: Because Your Feet Are Tired of Being Seen
• Socks for Philosophers: Because Your Existence is a Mystery
• Socks for Artists: Because Your Feet are a Canvas
• Socks for Mathematicians: Because Your Circles Are Always Whole
• Socks for Poets: Because Your Metaphors Are Always Whole
• Socks for Composers: Because Your Harmony is Always Sock-tastic
• Socks for Engineers: Because Your Blueprints Are Always Sock-sational
• Socks for Historians: Because Your Time-Traveling Feet Are Always on Schedule
• Socks for Biographers: Because Your Life's a Sock-astrophe
• Socks for Cartographers: Because Your Maps Are Always Sock-ographic
• Socks for Cartoonists: Because Your Characters Are Always Sock-sympathetic
• Socks for Alchemists: Because Your Transmutations Are Always Sock-ular
• Socks for Bureaucrats: Because Your Red Tape Is Always Sock-tastic
• Socks for Buddhists: Because Your Karma is Always Sock-ual
• Socks for Bureaucrats: Because Your Red Tape Is Always Sock-tastic
• Socks for Futurists: Because Your Time-Traveling Feet Are Always on Schedule
• Socks for Futurists: Because Your Time-Traveling Feet Are Always on Schedule