Because who needs subtlety when you can have Striped Socks of Madness
Because polka dots are actually just tiny balls of yarn in a circle, Other Patterned Sockery
For the love of all things fluffy and cute, Animal Socks Galore
Because who doesn't love a good cartoon character on their feet, Cute Sock Frenzy
Because adulting can be a real pain, Socks with Sassy Words
For those who want to make a statement, Random Sockery
And that's not even the half of it. There are still socks to be categorized. Like Socks by Color and Socks by Size.