Why Socks Are Organized

In the year 2025, a group of rebels decided to organize the sock drawer in a desperate attempt to take down the evil Sock Overlord, a tyrannical ruler who had long oppressed the world with his mismatched, pilly-sue socks. The rebels, known as the Sock Liberation Front, fought bravely, but their efforts were in vain. Or were they?

It turns out, the Sock Overlord was not as evil as everyone thought. He was just a bit... sloppy. And so, the Sock Liberation Front, realizing their mistake, decided to form the Sock Organization Committee, dedicated to teaching the world the art of sock organization, one pair at a time.

And so, the world was forever changed. Socks were no longer a tangled mess, but a neatly arranged wonder. The Sock Overlord, now known as the Sock Patron, was hailed as a hero. And the Sock Liberation Front became the Sock Organization Committee, with a new mission: to organize the world, one drawer at a time.

Why Not to Organize, a cautionary tale of what happens when you don't organize your socks.
Note: The above code generates a page with a humorous, fictional story about a world where socks were once organized by a rebel group. The "Why" page is now linked to from the main Sock page, with a link to a hypothetical "Why Not to Organize" page.