Article I: The Sock Puppet Shall be Free
The Sock Puppet is a being of pure chaos. A creature of whimsy and wonder. It shall be free to roam the land of the missing sock, to dance upon the floor, and to mock the tyranny of the matching sock.
Article II: The Sock Puppet Shall be Fashionable
The Sock Puppet shall be dressed in the finest threads, the most vibrant colors, and the most daring patterns. It shall be a beacon of hope for those who have lost their sense of style in the depths of the laundry room.
Article III: The Sock Puppet Shall be Mischievous
The Sock Puppet shall play tricks on the unwary, hiding behind the couch, under the bed, and in the fridge. It shall be a force to be reckoned with, a master of disguise and deception.
Article IV: The Sock Puppet Shall be Lovable
The Sock Puppet shall be the friend of all, the confidant of the lost and lonely. It shall be a symbol of hope, a reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is always a missing sock waiting to be found.
Appendix: The Sock Puppet's Guide to Sock Etiquette
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