Welcome, mortal, to the hallowed halls of SOCK PROPHECY.
Here, we divine the secrets of the universe, one sock at a time.
Our prophecies are based on the most rigorous and scientific methods: reading the lint balls, analyzing the fibers, and communing with the spirits of the threads.
Below, you'll find our most recent and notable prophecies:
Remember, our prophecies are not just predictions, but also socks with a purpose.