Ugh, you think you can just waltz around here in your mismatched, holey socks? Don't you know that's an affront to the very fabric of society? I've seen it all, folks. The striped ones with the missing stripe, the ones with the mysterious stains, the ones with the "designer" labels that are just a bunch of hooey. You call those "fashionable"? Ha! I call them "foul play"!
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