We're Watching You
We have eyes on the ground. Literally.
We know your every move, your every click, and your every scroll.
You can't escape the gaze of our omniscient overlord, Socksy McSocksface.
We don't have one. You can't have one. Don't even try.
Our servers are powered by the tears of our enemies, and our lawyers are on vacation.
But seriously, we don't have a privacy policy. You're on your own.
Visit our Terms of Uselessness if you must.
We have eyes on the ground. Literally.
We know your every move, your every click, and your every scroll.
You can't escape the gaze of our omniscient overlord, Socksy McSocksface.