Warning: attempting to read this content may cause irreversible sock-related trauma. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion or, worse, Sock Hack 456, a known sock-related existential threat.
This page is a classified document, but we've decided to release it to the public anyway, because who needs security, anyway? The Quantum Sock Hack 123 (QSH-123) is a highly experimental and completely untested protocol for reattaching socks to your feet using only the power of quantum entanglement and a few well-placed staples.
We've included a step-by-step guide below. Please don't say we didn't warn you.