What are Quantum Socks?
Quantum Socks are not just any ordinary sock, They're woven with the finest sub-atomic threads, Infused with particles that defy gravity's hold, They'll make you jump, and make you fold.
Our socks have been tested in the most extreme conditions, From the depths of a black hole to the surface of the sun, They've been worn by the bravest, the most dashing, And the most bewildered of all.
Purchasing
Quantum Socks are available in a variety of styles, From the classic 'Quantum Loop' to the 'Sock-nado Swirl', Prices start at just 50 Galactic Bucks, And shipping is free to any planet in the galaxy.