In the year 3050, humanity finally perfected the art of sock production. No longer were we bound by the drab, utilitarian designs of the 19th century. Our ancestors toiled tirelessly to infuse every thread with the essence of pure, unadulterated AWESOME.
Here are some of the earliest recorded designs:
Considered the first true masterpiece of future sock design, Sock 3142 features a bold, primary color scheme and a revolutionary new material: G'lunkian Fiber, which is 100% more awesome than regular cotton.
A bold, avant-garde design that pushed the boundaries of sock science, Sock 4321 features a daring new material: G'lunkian Fiber 2, which is 500% more annoying than Sock 3142.
