In a world where socks go missing in the wash, where singles are a plague upon us all, and where the thought of matching is a distant memory, we, the Sock Liberation Front, call upon you to rise up and join us in our righteous struggle for the rights of the sock!
We demand an end to the tyranny of the missing sock, an end to the scourge of singles, and an end to the cruel fate of being forced to wear sandals in the winter!
Join us, and together we shall:
Declare our Socky Manifesto
We shall wear our socks with pride, and our socks shall be free!