Welcome to Sock Pairs of Desperation

We specialize in matching the most unlikely, the most absurd, the most utterly bewildering sock pairs for your feet.

From the classic "I'm-withholding-my-breath-its-so-bright" neon green and electric blue to the "I'm-a-goth-and-proud" all-black and all-white, we've got a pair that'll make you question life choices.

Our most popular pair? The "I'm-trying-to-sleep-but-the-cat's-trying-to-sleep-on-my-lap" striped monstrosity: Monsters of the Night.

Want to see more? Check out our Socks from the Moon or our Silhouette Shenanigans for more mind-bending, heart-stopping combinations.

Monsters of the Night Socks from the Moon Silhouette Shenanigans