We're a group of elite hackers who've been pulled into the world of cyberwarfare. Our motto? "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
Sockpuppet HacksBlinky's our newest recruit. He's a 3D-printed menace who can hack your toaster from 50 feet away.
Sparky's our resident feline hacker. She can swipe your passwords and steal your cheese.
Boris' our resident troll. He'll spam your comment threads with off-topic cat pictures.