Our top-secret mission is to infiltrate and disrupt the world's most elite sock puppet shows. We've been known to swap out puppets mid-performance, replacing the real thing with our own brand of chaos and anarchy.
We've got the skills, the talent, and the socks to take on the toughest puppeteers. Our agents are trained in the art of puppeteering, and we're not afraid to get a little messy.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out our timeline for a rundown of our greatest hits.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to take on the challenge and see if you can out-puppet our agents.
Age: 32
Experience: 10 years
Favorite Sock Material: Fleece
Favorite Sock Size: Large
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 120 lbs
Favorite Food: Sock Puppet Nachos
Favorite Color: Red
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