SOCK EMERGENCY PROTOCOL UPGRADE

Level 1: Sock Identification

We have detected a sock emergency. Please confirm the affected sock's identity.

Proceed to Sock Identification Form

Level 2: Sock Retrieval

After identification, please select the correct sock retrieval method:

Sock Retrieval Vacuum Sock Retrieval with Canine Assistance

Level 3: Sock Reintegration

Once retrieved, the sock will require reintegration into your sock drawer.

Sock Reintegration Singularity Sock Reintegration with Harmony and Serenity