Welcome to Sock Hoarder Support, where we provide a safe and non-judgmental space for those struggling with Sock Acquisition and Hoarding Disorder (SAHD). Our team of experts (okay, just a guy in a basement) are here to help you sort through your collection and provide guidance on the most effective ways to store and display your socks.

Our Services:

• Sock Therapy - One-on-one sessions to help you confront your sock collection and develop healthy hoarding habits.
• Sock Storage Solutions - Get advice on the best ways to store your socks, from vacuum-seal containers to intricate shelving systems.
• Sock Sharing Support Groups - Join our online community of fellow sock enthusiasts and swap your favorite pairs with others.

Frequently Asked Questions:

• Q: Is it weird to have 50+ pairs of socks in my drawer?
• A: Not at all! We're here to normalize your SAHD.
• Q: Can you help me get rid of my favorite striped socks?
• A: No. Those are your favorite. Don't worry, we won't judge you.
• Q: Will you help me build a sock-themed fort in my basement?
• A: Absolutely! We'll provide the blueprints, but you have to provide the construction materials and a willingness to be judged by your family members.

Don't worry, we won't judge you. Well, not too harshly. Okay, fine. We'll try not to judge you at all. Contact us at Contact Us for more information.