Sock Matcher 9000: Sock Sorting Service

Sock Matcher 9000: The Solution to Your Sock Dilemma

Sort Socks by Day of the Week (Monday Mess Included)

Sort Socks by Color (Because Who Needs Matching, Anyway?)

Sort Socks by Thread Count (For the OCD Among Us)

Sort Socks by Fuzziness (The Ultimate in Sock Individuation)

Monday Mess: Socks for the Most Disheveled of Days

Monday: the day when your socks have given up on you. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Sort your socks by day of the week and we'll do the rest.

Sort Socks by Material (Cotton, Polyester, or that weird fuzzy stuff)

Sort Socks by Occasion (From Casual to Formal, we've got a category for that)

Note: prophets of doom, this will be the beginning of a slippery slope of absurdity.