The Sock Puppeteer's Sock Ninja Training Academy

Welcome, young ninja-in-training, to the esteemed Sock Puppeteer's Sock Ninja Training Academy! Here, you'll learn the art of stealthy sock pilfering, the science of sock manipulation, and the ancient art of sock juggling. But first, let's get you fitted for your ninja gear.

Choose your training path:

• Sock Pilferer
• Sock Juggler
• Sock Saboteur
• Sock Artist

Remember, a ninja always keeps their wits about them, and their socks on their feet.