Sock Puppet Incident of '06: A Scandal So Shocking, It Wasn't Even a Sock

It's been 17 years, but we're still reeling from the Great Sock Puppet Heist

On that fateful day, in the heart of 2006, our nation was rocked to its core. Sock Puppet, the beloved children's show host, was accused of using an actual sock as a puppet on national television.

As it turns out, this was no ordinary sock. This was no ordinary puppet. This was a Sock of Deceit.

The Evidence:

• Leaked Emails
• Eyewitness Accounts
• Dog Evidence

The Fallout:

• Sock Puppet Indictment
• Children Traumatized
• Sock Puppet Rehab Center

We're still waiting for the truth, and the truth, and the whole truth.