We're an elite group of sock puppets dedicated to the arts of puppetry, performance, and general shenanigans. Our methods are unorthodox, our humor is dark, and our socks are always a match.
We're looking for talented new members to join our ranks! If you have a penchant for puppetry, a love of silliness, and a wardrobe full of colorful socks, we want to hear from you!
Learn more about joining the Sock Puppet Army or read some of our most epic tales!
1. We don't take ourselves too seriously.
2. We love our socks almost as much as we love each other.
3. We will not hesitate to use our sock puppets as a means of psychological warfare.