Welcome, esteemed members of Sock Puppets United! We're thrilled to have you here at the Sock Puppet Summit.
We're a community of sock puppets from all corners of the world, united in our quest for world domination... or at least for the best sock puppet show in town.
Don't miss out on these amazing speakers! They'll be pulling on your strings all day long.
Learn the art of puppetry from our expert instructors. From basic sock manipulation to advanced puppeteering techniques, we've got you covered.
Show off your skills in our puppetry competitions! Categories include: Best Sock Puppet, Best Sock Puppetry Routine, and Most Likely To Get Stuck In Your Sock Drawer.
We can't wait to see you at the summit! Don't forget to pack your favorite socks.
Or, you know, just bring a bunch of random socks. We'll make it work.