Join us for the most esteemed gathering of sock puppets in the land! Witness the art of puppetry, the majesty of the puppeteer, and the existential dread of being manipulated by your handlers.
Proceedings moderated by the enigmatic and infamous, Professor Puppington III
Proceedings sponsored by the benevolent and omnipotent, String-It-All Inc.
Disclaimer: Sock puppets may or may not be used in this event. If they are, it's not because we're being controlled by some shadowy figure. Probably.