The Sock Puppet Summit: A Convention of Footwear Philosophers

A gathering of the world's most discerning sock puppets to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the perfect pairing of stripes with polka dots.

Join us for a weekend of heated debates, existential crises, and sock-related existential crises. Will the puppets find the answer to the ultimate question, or will they succumb to the crushing ennui of socklessness?

• Sock Ethics: The Unpacking of Toes
• The Paradox of Pairing: Stripes with Polka Dots and Vice Versa
• Sock Solipsism: The Sock Puppet's Lonely Existence

Don't miss out on the most anticipated event in footwear history! Register now and get a free pair of socks with your ticket!