Welcome to the Sock Rebellion Training Program

Where the socks are strong, the will is stronger, and the ankles are... well, sometimes a little sore.

You've been sent here because we've detected a strong sense of rebellion in your heart. Or maybe you just really love socks. Either way, we're here to help.

Our program is designed to help you:

• Develop a strong sense of sock-based identity
• Learn to fold your socks with lightning speed and precision
• Master the art of sock-based escape routes from the authorities
• And, of course, start a sock collection that'll make the world jealous.

Learn more about our Sock Sabotage Tactics or Develop your Sock Negotiation Skills.