Sock Puppet Theater

Welcome to the Sock Puppet Theories page, where we explore the most outlandish, the most absurd, and the most utterly ridiculous Sock Puppet-related ideas.

Our theories are based on years of research, countless hours of watching Sock Puppet videos, and a healthy dose of madness.

The Sock Puppet Theory of Sock Puppet Inevitability

It's a well-known fact that Sock Puppets are inevitable. They'll always turn up at the most inopportune moments, usually with a poorly tied bow and a sadistic grin.

But why is this so? Is it because they're secretly running the world, or is it just a case of Sock Puppet induced mass hypnosis?

Visit our Sock Puppet Quantum Theory page to learn about the quantum implications of Sock Puppet appearances.